Kids say the darndest things

Date:   5/1/2005 9:52:22 AM ( 19 y ago)

Kid Quotations

1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. -There
is nothing good in there now. Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come
apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. I love you, Kathy

4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love,
Fred

5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
golf words in the house? Anita

7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You
really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn

9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't,
who does? Nathan

11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident? Norma

12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and
don't do any now? Billy

14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year.
Peter

15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's
up? Don't forget. Mark

17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha

18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
shoes.
Barbara

19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him
through the business? Donny

20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are
already God. Charles

21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the right
place. Why can't you do that with the moon?

22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank

And, saving the best for last:

23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas



 

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