If mama ain't happy, then ain't nobody happy...

Date:   4/27/2005 9:07:59 PM ( 19 y ago)

When you get down to it, sexua| intercourse is necessary for the survival of the species.... Well we all [all most} knew that... But the real question is the why???
Lets go back to Biology 101, every body did their homework right??? OK, then you know that according to the EVOs [note in previous blog] there was this egg laying animal which had so called evolved over millions or billions of years, {going to use the acronym (M/B) from now on so pay attention here.... boys and girls...}
into a live birth, animal.... Well this takes a lot of explaining, as my granddaddy used to say to the insurance man who came out after lighting burned down the house....
Yes sir; you have a hen, or turtle or some other such egg layer.. Now one day and nobody knows why, this we will use the hen for an example...
This egg laying mama, decided that this is it I'm going to start keeping this newly conceived life in my womb.... My what, never heard of such a thing.... Well according to the EVOs she just rearranged her female parts so that she did not have to lay any more eggs.... ever!! You have got to admitt this sounds very bazarre..
All right even if you stretch the truth[tighter than a rubber band around a watermellon] and say that the egg layer, some how became a live birth being... Where would she find a male who justso happened to decide to come up with the right type hardware, [pun intended} to do the job of getting the right stuff into her womb??? It would have had to be a near perfect fit, if you know what i mean... That is a good question... Well some people would also have you believe that rocks grow on trees too...

We will get to the real key to the human sexua| experience the "clitoris"... The main feature to the whole female climax in the sex act.... This may require more homework home boys, another ole southern saying, "when mama ain't happy then ain't nobody happy... " We will get to the details of this key part of the whole human sex thing next time... Stay tuned...



 

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