Here's a funny little list of raw food associations.

Date:   3/9/2006 10:55:56 AM ( 18 y ago)

You Know You're a Raw Foodist When....

* You can't STAND the smell of any kind of Fast Food no matter how delicious it's supposed to be and you can detect who has just eaten a greasy burger by noticing the odor of Fast Food Ooze coming out of that person's skin
* ...your idea of junk food is celery dipped in tahini, agave, cinnamon and cocoa powder....or the best part of your day is when you get to turn on your juicer
* when the guys in the produce department know your name
* You know that a "9" on the sticker on the fruit/veggie (example: 94031) means the produce is organic.
* Your cravings have gone from chocolate chip cookies to a banana wrapped in romaine leafs!
* when you're packing for a trip and the 1st thing you think of is your juicer.
* when your friends use organic produce to bribe you into doing things for them
* When you're buying fruit and the cashier looks at you puzzled and then asks, "You ate all that fruit you bought yesterday?!"
* ...you start using words that are not in the English dictionary...like RAWESOME.
* you walk into a natural foods store and can barley find something to eat
* you make SEXY sounds while eating a mango....

 

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