Don't read this

Date:   3/24/2009 6:11:59 PM ( 15 y ago)

This f***ing planet is driving me crazy. We have people getting fatter, consuming all the earth's resources, farting methane, eating dead cows that fart methane before we killed them.

Then we have beautiful people, I mean really beautiful people - both inside and out - that want to be thin. Perhaps they don't want to be like the methane farters. I don't blame them.

And we have doctors, who quite frankly are wankers. When I saw my doc for a scuba medical, he told me I need to be X Kg, but "don't worry, that's what the computer says, most people weigh more".

Then there are the jeans manufacturers, and the TV advertisers, and the other people who see some niche to make money.

I should sell a pill that reduces you from a size 12 dress to a size 10 dress in 2 weeks, and prevents farts and bloating.

Can you imagine the board meeting of XYZ clothing...

"Jason her has an idea, tell it Jason..."
Jason: "OK, we did an exit poll on 10 of our branches and found customers were delighted when they could fit into a smaller dress size. So I think our sales could increase by 15% if we simply added an inch to our jeans waist. We could tell our sales staff to promote the idea - by reinforcing the size angle, such as saying, that size 10 looks great on you"

My current preferred planet is the moon. It has no salesmen, or crap. OK no air. Alright, I prefer earth.

 

Popularity:   message viewed 2990 times
URL:   http://www.curezone.org/blogs/fm.asp?i=1382001

<< Return to the standard message view