You said: "Salt and vitamin C are both water soluble.This means that as long as you are getting enough water into your system your body will flush out the excess."

That may be partially true, but doesn't take into account the fact that salt lowers calcium levels (among other things), and excess vitamin C lowers manganese levels (among other minerals). They aren't just flushed out with no consequences.

And how could you see "microscopic" parasites coming out of your ears? Wouldn't you need a microscope?

Just my two cents,

Dan