Space aliens have been scouring the galaxy for moon dust all this time. I'll bet they're the same aliens who "seeded" the earth and started life here. (Believe it or not, many scientists claim exactly that, thinking this story is somehow more scientific than Intelligent Design, because they know life didn't evolve here.)

Somewhere I read that they're trying to cover up their tracks and claim they never said there'd be 6 feet of dust on the moon, that those long lunar lander legs (wow, look at all those Ls) were for some other purpose. Funny how history gets revised every time evolution is proven wrong by science. Like the invention of so-called "living fossils", which I'll get into later.