You must have like the way Eliza cooked and learned medicinal secrets from Tao Chi'en, the Chinese cook.

Did you learn how to dress like a boy like she did?
Joaquin finally found the gold, but it was in a california bank :-p



An LPN has more fun than an RN

LPN means...Long-Playing-Nurse

RN...Regular-Nurse



Guns are really simple, you just take a deep breath, point, hold your breath and very very slowly let the air slip through your lips as you aim, squeaze your hand slowly (not just your finger) like you would squeeze an orange until you hear the shot.
Target practice until you become accurate.
Read up on your basic gun safety rules.
Learn how to clean and oil your gun after each target practice session.