You can't deny this one...it is actually recorded
http://unclejimbo.com/sniper_wonderland.html

This is me singing a song that gets me in trouble with my wife every holiday season.
Especially when I taught the chorus to my 8 year old daughter and suggested she try
it out at school.

Walkin' in a Sniper Wonderland

lyrics:

From the top of the hill, a one shot kill,
walkin' in a sniper wonderland.

In the field you hear a baby crying (crying)
as you stop to chamber another round.

Shoot him in the head, his brains go flying (flying),
and you can watch him quiver on
the ground.

Later on by the fire. We will build a funeral pyre.
From the top of the hill, a one shot
kill, walkin' in a sniper wonderland.

Here is the airforce version;
http://www.afrotc.umd.edu/jodies.htm

Sniper Wonderland (To tune of winter wonderland)

In the fields, there's a lady
And she's carrying a baby
Lock and load one round, the baby hits the ground,
walkin in a sniper's wonderland.
In the field, there's a commie
And he's cryin for his mommy,
Lock and load one round, the commie hits the ground,
walkin in a sniper's wonderland.
In the fields, there's a korean
And he's standin there a peeing,
Lock and load one round, this eunich hits the ground,
walking in a sniper's wonderland.
In the fields there's a cadre,
And he's yelling at me all day,
Lock and load one round, this cadre hits the ground,
walking in a sniper's wonderland.

Another version
http://www.sysabend.org/pipermail/rudenet/1999-December/002057.html

Thru the fields he was walkin',
In my sights I was stalkin'.
It's a One Shot Kill from the Top O' the Hill,
Walkin' in a Sniper's Wonderland.

In the town there's a lady.
In her arms, there's a baby.
You Lock and Load one round and the baby hits the ground,
Walkin' in a Sniper's Wonderland.

In the meadows we can plant some Claymores.
Camoflauge and bury 'em real well.
Kill the Commie bastards while they're sleepin',
And blow their God-less souls straight to Hell!

Later on in the village,
As we burn and we pillage,
It's a One Shot Kill from the Top O' the Hill,
Walkin' in a Sniper's Wonderland.


and another
http://www.fredschoeneman.com/archives/000917.html
Sung to Winter Wonderland:

Through the hills we are walkin'
Through the jungles we are stalin'
One shot one kill from the top of the hill
Livin' in a sniper wonder land

In the village I hear a baby cryin'
I snicker as I chamber another round
I pull the trigger the bullet goes flyin'
Baby brains splatter all around