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SEVEN DEGREES of BLONDE
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when
the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked
up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200
miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife
said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second
blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the
compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as
does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A
friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies,
"Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant? "Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat
in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs.Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said,
"That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
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