Zombie & vampire outbreaks
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- Zombie & vampire outbreaks by kauffman
End Times Debate
I've read about zombie & vampire outbreaks in the US. An infected rat bit a farmer, who then became a zombie in several hours. He in turn bit another, who then ended up in hospital. He became a zombie & bit others who then became zombies. One of them bit the power cable & the hospital lost electricity, so they knew what they were doing. The authorities came to try to contain them. One guy was shot 15 times but still escaped.
The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency was an agency established by Ulysses S. Grant, and some time in 1975 Congress stopped funding it. It never disappeared, just went off the books. They stopped funding it. They had to get their funding sources elsewhere. As of March 2010 the FVZA said that in 30-60 days there is going to be a major zombie outbreak.
There is a vaccine which only works if it's given at the early stage. The secret is that the Swine flu vacine has the zombie & vampire viruses in it. You could be bitten by someone, who was bitten by the person who took it.
Keep garlic in your car/home & with you at night. Any animal could be a vampire.
There's going to be huge plagues like never before too. There's something called Thieves Oil, which protects you touching someone who has bubonic plague. I found some on ebay.
is a great page on dealing with zombies. They do not need air, cannot climb, do not feel pain, will walk underwater to get to people & can smell people from miles away. Their groaning sounds & sounds coming from you will alert other zombies. One person says that they know that people have covered themselves with dead zombie parts to hide their smell when escaping, taking care to avoid getting infections.
has people saying that in 2009 Mexico & California had zombie outbreaks.
says that they can work together to herd someone into an enclosed space where other zombies are hiding. They can bite through metal, on average live 1 year & have a vice like grip. Even zombie ticks can bite people. They have a forum.
has a forum.
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