Death to pinworms. I vote for extinction. They have stopped giving me hemmorrhoids and the polyp is much smaller that it was, I can barely feel the itch these days. When I do, I bombard them with anti-parasitical medicine. I also exterminating the area twice daily as a preventive. My farts smell like perfume from all the essential oil I stick up my butt. You should see the loook on people's faces when I poop in a public bathroom. Whoo hoo! Life is fun. Seriously.
You must be extremely vigilant in order to stay ahead of these worms and keep them from coming back and re-establishing. Their eggs are everywhere. They float in the air, and people breath them in. Shake hands with somebody and you get them them. Got kids? They are probably brining them home from school. Butt worms are nasty disgusting ubiquitous little critters that need to be taught that their place in this world is to decompose dead people, not live ones. And if we don't teach them this, they will continue to make everyone miserable, and weaken human immune systems, contributing to early death.
Every time you feel a worm itching and biting your butt, insert a dewormer of some kind. Here is a list of things that work-
garlic clove
wormwood capsule
green
Black-Walnut hull capsule
suppositories made with a variety of anti-parasitical herbs (google for a list)
capsules of diluted essential oils-
oregano, cloves, thyme, lavendar, tea tree, eucaluptus,
Wormwood , fennel, garlic, naoli, chavicol, etc etc (mix with olive oil to dilute, put drops in a capsule, insert)
Lubricate the anal sphincter well, so the capsule doesn't get stuck on the way in. Push capsule all the way inside you, so the medicine is released in the rectum. You might be able to feel them run from the medicine when the capsule melts. The medicine might cause a bowel movement. As soon as you go poop, insert another one. If it makes you have another bowel movment, insert another one. Keep voiding and inserting another capsule until you can retain the medicine. Then leave it in you all day.
Keep your anal sphincter clean, clean, clean. Use a shower massager thingy to rinse way up inside there. Spread that little rose bud and clean as far in you as you can go. I highly recommend enemas too. If it is impractical to take a shower after each bowel movement, because you are having them so frequently, then wash your butt with a wet wash cloth after you poop. Then lubricate the anal sphincter with essential oils that are anti-parasitical (dilute with coconut or olive oil so it doesn't burn). If you have the kind of pinworms that wiggle itch and crawl under the skin that is around you butt crack, coat the whole butt crack with oil or a thinly diluted coat of zz.
***ZZ cream works great to stop the external butt worm travelers. It is for faces, but it works for butts. Here is the story-
It took 9 months of coating my face with zz cream twice a day to kill off all the demodex mites that were giving me acne, and now I have to wash my face twice a day with cold cream to keep them from coming back because nearly every time somebody hugs me, mites jump off them, onto me, and I will get a pimple. I have experimented with isolation, so I know what you mean about getting lonely. I went two months without hugging anybody, and I didn't get a single pimple. Not one.
Acne is contagious folks. But gee. I don't want to live my life like Howard Hughes.
Anyways, I switched to cold cream because the zz was expensive, and I had some left over. So I diluted the leftover zz, put it in capsules and started inserting it rectally, to see if it would kill the bugs that were biting and itching my butt. It works very well.
Here is where you buy zz-
http://www.demodexsolutions.com
9 months twice daily for the face to clear. How long will it take to get rid of worms that make you poop the medicine?