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How Do U Celebrate Christmas?
Not entirely politically correct.
Date: 12/22/2006 1:29:40 PM ( 18 y ) ... viewed 1251 times .As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was very curious about how each
of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young
Patrick Murphy. "Tell me Patrick what do you do at
Christmas time?", she asked.
Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Jones, me and my
twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we
sing hymns, then we come home very late and we put mince
pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all
excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come
with all our toys".
"Very nice Patrick", she said. "Now, Jimmy Brown what do
you do at Christmas?"
"Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with
Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late.
We put cookies and milk by the > chimney and we hang up our
stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to
bring our presents."
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not
wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now
Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"
Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad
comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce
then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside,
we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing 'What a
Friend We Have in Jesus'. Then we all go to the Bahamas ."
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