In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds,
![http://www.art.eonworks.com/articles/images/healthy_eating_habits-vegetables_01.jpg](http://www.art.eonworks.com/articles/images/healthy_eating_habits-vegetables_01.jpg)
so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts.
![http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/krispy-kreme-tray.jpg](http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/krispy-kreme-tray.jpg)
And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles."
![http://www.icehouse.net/msjmsj/pics/dnuta02.gif](http://www.icehouse.net/msjmsj/pics/dnuta02.gif)
And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the live organic natural food that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair.
![http://www.purejoylivingfoods.com/images/bk_12_steps_raw_foods.jpg](http://www.purejoylivingfoods.com/images/bk_12_steps_raw_foods.jpg)
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. And worse.
![http://totalslacker.com/images/headline-images/fat-skinny3.jpg](http://totalslacker.com/images/headline-images/fat-skinny3.jpg)
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side.
![http://www.preparedpantry.com/full-salad.jpg](http://www.preparedpantry.com/full-salad.jpg)
And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and powerful blenders to make Green Smoothies."
![http://www.betterway2health.com/barleylife-packets-bottle.jpg](http://www.betterway2health.com/barleylife-packets-bottle.jpg)
And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
![http://www.billingsgazette.com/photos/20000119steak1.jpg](http://www.billingsgazette.com/photos/20000119steak1.jpg)
And Man (and Woman) gained more weight and their cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good."
![http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/angelfoodcake.jpg](http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/angelfoodcake.jpg)
Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
![http://www.mqm.biz/Photos/Chocolate%20Fudge%20Cake.jpg](http://www.mqm.biz/Photos/Chocolate%20Fudge%20Cake.jpg)
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
![http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/healtheducation/addiction/tvaddict1.jpg](http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/healtheducation/addiction/tvaddict1.jpg)
And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
![http://www.fumento.com/img5/Potato.jpg](http://www.fumento.com/img5/Potato.jpg)
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean proteins so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!"
![http://iloveme.seesaa.net/image/mc-supersize-fries.jpg](http://iloveme.seesaa.net/image/mc-supersize-fries.jpg)
And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
![http://www.gulfmd.com/images/Bypass-Surgery.jpg](http://www.gulfmd.com/images/Bypass-Surgery.jpg)
Then Satan created HMOs.
![http://desmoinesregister.com/duffy/cartoons/HMO_PUPPET980716.GIF](http://desmoinesregister.com/duffy/cartoons/HMO_PUPPET980716.GIF)
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Joke for the day:
Did you know that they have combined herbal memory enhancer Gingko Biloba with v!agra? It's for people who can't remember what the F@ they are doing!
![http://www.bath.ac.uk/internal/news/images/memory_challenge.jpg](http://www.bath.ac.uk/internal/news/images/memory_challenge.jpg)
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